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IT Industry: Seven promises (fun)

Seven promises should be taken before choosing IT industry. I have already enjoyed my life in childhood. I love tension. I love to work on Sundays and Holidays. I want to take revenge on myself. I do not want to marry before 30. I want to study until my death. I do not want hair on my head. Salute to all IT Genius.

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My favorite three are : Pepsi Pizza "YOU"   Pepsi to Drink Pizza to Eat and "YOU" to pay the bill Because you are my NANBENDA!!!.

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA !!!

1) What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! 4) What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! 5) How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax 6) Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! 7) Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! 8) Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! 9) Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate ...